I know a lot about Pokemon but IVs are still confusing the shit out of me.
petition to make this the new loading symbol
IT’S SO FUCKING MESMERIZING
remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe
and london was smart
and maddie was dumb
and esteban was a woman
so basically they were their stereotypes
WOW that comment
Making fun of your internet friends like
I looked it up and apparently the Zoid is called a Saicurtis. I’ll just call him Curtis for short. I am incredibly happy with this $3 investment.
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
that was a wild ride
I told myself I’d give Attack on Titan one more chance when the English dub came out. Well that English dub is out and it is still the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Before, I was given the option of either looking at a horrible art style or reading what was being said. Now that I don’t have to read I’m forced to look at this bucket of ugly. I will admit, and it’s hard to get compliments out of me when it comes to anime, I will admit that the background art is very pretty. Like really pretty. If there was a slideshow presentation of all the background I would watch that.