The Kentucky Blue Devil

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

shinycaterpie:

I don’t think the guy was very impressed with the whole being burned thing.

shinycaterpie:

I don’t think the guy was very impressed with the whole being burned thing.

thisisadizzy:

three legged pup wants to plaaaaay
combined tate’s requests because he switched from maple to milkshake after i not so subtly called ppl silly

Hell yeah HELL YEAH

thisisadizzy:

three legged pup wants to plaaaaay

combined tate’s requests because he switched from maple to milkshake after i not so subtly called ppl silly

Hell yeah HELL YEAH

Okay so apparently the man was unsuccessful in killing himself but he is going to have to have his leg amputated. Since I’m using mobile I can’t put a read more on just yet so skip over if you want.
So earlier today I went into work and me and a girl were the only two people in out department, but we were different subdepartments. I work in the furniture area and she works in the kitchen area. I was supposed to be on the furniture pad this morning because I was the only one there who was allowed to do so, but I left because I noticed the toys were messy. So while I was straightening up toys I hear yelling from my store manager something to the effect of “No, man, you can’t do that! Call 911! Call 911” I hear this as I’m just around the corner from where it’s taking place. My first instinct is that someone has pulled out a gun and is waving it around, so I stay hidden, and not wanted to check out what’s going on. The girl I work with comes running over to make sure I was okay and wasn’t in that mess. She went to check it out when the manager to her no she needed to get back. At that time the police and the EMS roll in. I see them leave with a body on a stretcher. The man in question had been waving a box cutter knife around, before he slit his own legs, wrist, and throat. It was over in the area where I was supposed to be, but for some odd chance I had decided to leave for that exact moment. He had bled all over one of our reclining chairs and onto the floor. My department was closed off for several hours today, and I had nothing to do but make sure people didn’t see something they weren’t supposed to.
Apparently the man had escaped from the mental health institution down the road and planned this out once loose.
I am very thankful I didn’t actually witness the incident first hand. I don’t know how I would have coped. I am fine, really, just really creeped out about the whole situation. I am also very thankful the lunatic didn’t bring a gun or something else to take others down with him.

kyleehenke:

tinyorc:

This is one of the most accurate things I have ever seen.

yep

kyleehenke:

tinyorc:

This is one of the most accurate things I have ever seen.

yep

blackbarmitzvahs:

inkhat:

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Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.

I fuck with your theory, marry me.

So a man just walked into my store and killed himself

appleatti:

I did a Hexafusion! I did what magicbunnyart did and did a fusion of my three most favourite Pokémon: (Female) Jellicent, Omastar, and Smoochum.
The results ended up being a surprisingly good blend of my creepy style and my cute style! It feels very expressive of me. They’re all such fangly little eldritch cuties. I think the word I want is “Adhorrible”.
I was gonna post these as a photoset with individual drawings of each character, but apparently I can’t do the click through link I like to do in a photoset, so I’ll have to turn those into new individual posts.

appleatti:

I did a Hexafusion! I did what magicbunnyart did and did a fusion of my three most favourite Pokémon: (Female) Jellicent, Omastar, and Smoochum.

The results ended up being a surprisingly good blend of my creepy style and my cute style! It feels very expressive of me. They’re all such fangly little eldritch cuties. I think the word I want is “Adhorrible”.

I was gonna post these as a photoset with individual drawings of each character, but apparently I can’t do the click through link I like to do in a photoset, so I’ll have to turn those into new individual posts.

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

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